During our Christmas party, WIP flirts shamelessly with another coworker from our Houston* office. The whole night, she throws herself at him with her ditzy conversations and every time, the coworker tries to desperately run away from her grasp.. with not much luck. WIP is lazy (i.e. late or no show every Monday), stupid (i.e. 2ft 6 inches.. errrr… equals 31.2 inches!!) and to no one’s surprise.. slutty. Observe.
WIP: I’m so drunk right now. Can I sleep over your hotel room?
Coworker: Umm…
WIP: I don’t think I can drive back. Can I sleep over?
Coworker: I guess..??
wtf… you’re a triple threat.
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