wtf… you’re a triple threat!

During our Christmas party, WIP flirts shamelessly with another coworker from our Houston* office.  The whole night, she throws herself at him with her ditzy conversations and every time, the coworker tries to desperately run away from her grasp.. with not much luck.  WIP is lazy (i.e. late or no show every Monday), stupid (i.e. 2ft 6 inches.. errrr… equals 31.2 inches!!) and to no one’s surprise.. slutty.  Observe.

WIP: I’m so drunk right now.  Can I sleep over your hotel room?
Coworker: Umm…
WIP: I don’t think I can drive back. Can I sleep over?
Coworker: I guess..??

wtf… you’re a triple threat.

wtf… wtf???

2010, you would think that things would change around here. WRONG.

WIP: Here’s the measurement: 2ft 6 inches by 6ft
Coworker:  Can you convert that all into inches?
WIP: Oh, okay.  (Goes back to her desk… Comes back 10 minutes later) 31.2 inches by 72 inches
Coworker: What?? Where are you getting the .2 inches? I have the calculations right here and I think your number is wrong.
WIP: Umm… no.. are you sure? I did it on my calculator.
Coworker: …
WIP: Let me show you. (types in 2.6 x 12)
Coworker: … It’s not 2.6…
WIP: Umm… yes it is. 2 feet 6 inches, so 2.6.
Coworker: 2 feet equals 24 inches.. then you add 6 inches.
WIP: Oh! I didn’t know that.

WTF.